Man with Britain’s smallest penis lands extremely appropriate new job
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Ant Smith, known for his 3. The year-old, whose penis measures one to two inches when flaccid and four inches when erect, has lent his face to billboards across London where he is spotted holding up a sign with the eye-catching motto on. The write became known for his small manhood after he wrote and performed a poem titled Shorty in Since then, he has written the Small Penis Bible, which talks about life with a shorter than average member using comedic anecdotes and real-life stories.
Erect penis sizes compared across the world
Nervous men need to wait no longer to see how they measure up against their rivals. An interactive graphic has been published which compares erect penis sizes across the globe. Scroll down for video. A map has revealed the average erect penis size for different countries across the world. Countries coloured red have the largest average penis size, countries in green have the smallest.
As promised, the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant made its return to the borough this weekend, with five new penises and the bodies attached to them vying for the coveted title. For a few stifling hours, Bushwick's Kings County Bar transformed into one giant bachelorette party—assuming that party was held on the 4 train during rush hour, because that's how mobbed this bar was, with everyone and their mother there were a few mothers there anxious to see all the teeny peen. The madness kicked off around 2 p. The bar was bedecked with penis-related balloons, streamers and decor. Bartenders were serving up a special "Penis Colada" drink: a creamy, white concoction that by no coincidence looked like semen, and came with a penis-shaped straw to boot.